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September 14, 2012
6:41 am
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Jim was talking about getting a small dog to take on the road with him, he should get a Jack Russell, these are excellent dogs and don't make you look like a faggot.

September 14, 2012
7:12 am
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The only dog jim needs is a dead one. Then he can drag it around on a leash and wipe his bloody ass with it.

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September 14, 2012
7:13 am
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FartSlide said

Jim was talking about getting a small dog to take on the road with him, he should get a Jack Russell, these are excellent dogs and don't make you look like a faggot.

You must own a jack russell. Faggot

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September 15, 2012
5:08 am
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Hi, Yes I do own one.
He would very much like it if you sucked his cock. I expect you are very good at it.
I do have mouthwash available, you could use it to get rid of the smell of your dads' dick before you go near my dog.

September 15, 2012
6:44 am
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First off, I don't think Jim is capable of taking care of a dog much less the kid he has coming, but if a mandude wants a non gay small dog, I think Boston terriers are great-Big dog traits in a small package. They run fast, they fetch, they obey commands well, and they don't shit on your welcome mat. And they're cool looking.

September 15, 2012
6:34 pm
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FartSlide said

Hi, Yes I do own one.
He would very much like it if you sucked his cock. I expect you are very good at it.
I do have mouthwash available, you could use it to get rid of the smell of your dads' dick before you go near my dog.

I rather bbq and eat that turd. if i am hungry ill have some bath salts and eat your ugly face.

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September 16, 2012
8:11 am
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Jack Russell's are shit.

A mate who used to host a lot of parties had one and it was the most annoying little piece of fur on four legs. Until one night a mate dropped an X tablet and the little fucker gobbled it down before he could pick it up. Needless to say that giant rat provided us with hrs of entertainment and had the best night of its miserable half-a-foot-tall life. Few weeks later it died from an epileptic fit brought on by a class A substance.

Moral of the story is real men need real dogs. One that can handle its drugs.

September 19, 2012
5:45 pm
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He needs a Lhasa Apso, like he has on his ads for his latest tour. Or a Shitzu.

They're great, bark all fucking night long and shit everywhere.

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